He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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