No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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