You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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