so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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