you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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