god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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