You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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