Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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