I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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