at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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