I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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