he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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