is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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Mom said you looked used
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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