look no pants
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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