I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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