i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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