i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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