Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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