Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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