last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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