I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
NoShamevember. You game?
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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