It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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