Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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