I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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