Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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