you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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