I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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