And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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