he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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