Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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