Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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