so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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