I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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