so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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