i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
So I just went to clothing optional bar
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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