And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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