Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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