Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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