Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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