Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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