I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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