good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I understand Curling. That high.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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