He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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