ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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