Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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