ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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