6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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