yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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