I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
jump out the window naked night went bad
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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