Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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