she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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