Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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