the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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