They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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